Watching the news here is severely irritating, but can be hilarious. Tonight, 'news' of hybrid dogs - not 'mongrels', but 'hybrids'. Such as the 'puggle', a cross between a pug and a beagle, which by the way is also completely incapable of magic. They are the new fashion item, we are told. another one is the 'labradoodle', a half-labrador, half-poodle, which (if I'm not mistaken) you can draw pictures on, and then make them vanish. Are these hybrids like hybrid cars, I wonder? 50% less emissions, such as dogpoo and farting, they eat a fraction of the amount of dogfood that the average Sports Utility Dog eats. Believe me, there are depths far lower that I could sink to, joke-wise, on this subject. The utterly dreadful Fox News website (forgive for that link, please forgive me) reports that if a Great Dane is crossed with a Mastiff, you will get, well, oh it's too corny to mention. Even for me.
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6.12.05 08:02
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(6.12.05 08:12) I didn't click it but I'm sure it plays on Stiffies. I adore the word labradoodle and may try and use it as an adjective or an adverb in the near future and confuse the hell out of my German friends. |
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(6.12.05 19:41) Oh, the weekly women's "real life" mags in the UK love labradoodles. I think Sienna Miller must have been seen carting one around recently, or something. |
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(6.12.05 20:09) I didn't know Sienna Miller could draw. |
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(7.12.05 00:29) Curse you, pete, I was about to make a puggle/magic joke! Always gotta get in there with the funnies, eh?! |
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(8.12.05 00:37) I don't know about labradoodles; I just want a nice mid-sized mutt, so I've decided to cross a Great Dane with a Chihuahua. |
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(8.12.05 02:04) The image of how such a creature is to be produced gives me nightmares! |
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