Not only is today my sister's 23rd birthday - Happy Birthday Loz! - but also the first birthday of this bloggerprise. It's a weekend of sports, with Arsenal losing and Spurs winning (didn't get to see it), with the Grand National (didn't get to see it), and the golf - the Master's. Angela's watching it of course, and I am not allowed to make the regular silly comments and jokes about the players' names. For example, I'm not allowed to say that Davis Love is ill again, because it says so after his name; nor am I allowed to say that this is the only place you'll get to see Couples swinging on daytime TV. Last year I joked that Tiger Woods' dad was sick, so when took a shot he'd say "this one's for pa" - but then when he won the green jacket, he revealed that his father really was very ill, and he dedicated his title to him. Oops. Won't be making that joke again (at least not about Tiger). 10 April: And, speaking of birthdays, today is the prophet Mohammed's birthday, and the fewer jokes made there the better, I think. Better not draw no cartoons, either, lest people in the Middle East stop buying things made in Burnt Oak.
happy birthday
9.4.06 20:56
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