Resignation at the White House! No, not Rummy, not this time. This time it was Scott McClellan, the Metatron himself, Pinocchio's twin brother, the Lying Puppet, the Mouth of Bush. He's had enough of spouting lie after lie after lie, of arrogantly brushing aside any criticisms of his holy masters. Time for a change, he said, and that's every bit the truth. He's going because Chief of Staff Karl Rove is going. Going, going, gone. Bush has said that he looks forward to a future time when the two of them can sit out in the Texan sun, and share memories of "the good ol' days". "Heh-heh, Scaat, rememb'r when we, heh, invaded Eye-raq? Killed thousands of people an' tortured thousands more? Heh-heh, the good ol' days, Scaat!" So what's going on with Rumsfeld? Is he going to resign or not? Of course not. Those retired generals who said he should go because he has completely mismanaged the war in Iraq and consistently puts troops at risk have, of course, been rubbished and condemned. Apparently, to criticize Rumsfeld is, in the words of some pro-Rummy currently-serving (and therefore interested in keeping their positions) generals, inappropriate and hurts the morale of the troops. It hurts their morale. Criticizing the rich lie-mongering people who sent them into a war on false pretenses - yeah, that's bad. War should never be used as an excuse to suppress dissent, but that's what this is. Nevertheless, Rumsfeld is going nowhere. Why? Because Bush won't let him. "I am the decider!" Bush exclaimed. Oh yes, you're the decider George. Actually, I thought it was Dick the Tater who made all the decisions. You're too busy living in your delusional world, soaking up as many of the "good ol' days" as you can, before impeachment comes your way. Jeez, Scooter's in court, Rove is walking, and Scott the Metatron is posting his cv on monster.com - surely one of you guys is next?
good riddance to: the voice of the burning bush
20.4.06 07:30
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