personally i blaine the parents David Blaine came out of his watery New York bubble earlier, his latest stunt, and ooh, didn't he look shaky, didn't he look ill, ooh I hope he'll be alright. Isn't he meant to be a magician? Call that magic? Fucking Jar-Jar Binks can do that all day, he's not a bleeding wizard, is he? He likes to test his endurance. He should spend two weeks trapped in a box with nothing but a TV screen playing only the bits of the news shows where the gathered panel of presenters make their little brainless comments to each other between news stories. (Earlier on CBS13 one said to another, with empty-headed sagesse, "well that's what happens when people fall on hard times, they turn straight to crime, again and again..") That would be endurance, mate. Blaine: go back to the card tricks. You used to be so good! Going up to kids on the street, pulling the ace of clubs out of people's arses and from inside old basketballs. In fact, if you want to be the ultimate escape artist, try escaping from the public eye. Go on, just give it a try, for your sake.

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Moobs / Website (14.5.06 11:49) Bloody well said.

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