spring forward
Stupid early time change. The US has decided that it will bring its clocks forward an hour two weeks earlier than normal this year. It will also put them back two weeks later, so I hear. does this mean global warming is making winter that little bit shorter each year? Or does king george just sit there and think, heh heh, yeah, U-S-A, y'see we're ahead of the rest of the world, we're aleady in the future, and they're lagging behind in the past, heh-heh, yeah. S'right. I bet, I bet tony wishes he was an 'murrucan, he could be in the future too, yeah. Oh george. How is South America by the way? I hear they love you down there. They love you so much that they're using all of their police resources to make sure you see and hear absolutely nobody voicing any dissent against you. You don't want to hear popular dissent, do you. It would be bad for your morale, after all. It reminds me of The Life of Brian, when Pontius "Welease Wodewick!" Pilate is being ridiculed by a Jerusalem crowd, and his guard tells him they're not laughing at him, it's just some Jewish joke. Welease Wumsfeld. Happy Spring, folks.
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